STOP THE HATE!

How dare transphobic haters cruelly assume the gender of the newborn ‘royal’ baby just because people say it’s got a dangly bit !

We should all know by now, a dangly bit does not a ‘him’ make!

Or, actually, is it an unplacentad foetus, and not a baby?

(Sorry if we’ve misdevelopment-staged it. We’re disgusted with ourselves and our own hatred).

How dare we!

Anyway, stop the hate now!