“Disgusting perverts” said the policeman to a group of graphically illustrated dancing, kissing, cuddling, frolicking, debauched, biological males as he and his colleagues whisked them off to gaol in the newly-released period-drama film ‘Downton Abbey’.

Nasty hateful policeman!

Save your money, save your blood-pressure, save your children’s embarrassment (it’s rated PG), save the contents of your stomach and the cinema upholstery. Protect your souls.

(And make sure all your friends and family are warned about the nasty policeman).